IՉm launching my canoe from Hartz Park and I hope that my canoe will see a slice of cheese. I hope my canoe will make it half way through the Red River and then get grabbed by a eagle then dropped onto a fishՉs head in the process of knocking it out for exactly 3 hours, 34 minutes, 12 seconds, and 45 milliseconds then bouncing of onto the shore and getting thrown back into the water by a unexpecting turtle that just ate a piece of bacon, then my canoe will grow arms and start eating plastic feet that was thrown into the river.