My canoe SKIUMAH was set sail in May 2023. Its the color red because we all know......red goes faster It has big dreams of sailing to the ocean among the Vikings Ships SKOL. But in order to get to the ocean we must first Row the Boat PJ Fleck style. Im not too worried about my canoe going through Red Lake Falls a lot of Gopher fans live there. However there are a lot of Eagles flying around. Hopefully they will think SKIUMAH isnt that tasty. Those trusty Eagles will pick up my canoe and set it assail once again. Once my canoe gets closer to Crookston there are a lot of Pirates over there. Hopefully they will see that my canoe is a wonderful treasure but not one they are interested in robbing. My canoe will eventually get to Grand Forksand itll need lots of prayers. SKIUMAH will have to fight off all those U.N.D. Hawks fans. He will survive all GOPHER FANS SURVIVE U.N.D. COUNTRY and he will float onwards to our neighbors to the north Canada eh. We love you Canada Go Blue Bombers He will more than likely get trapped in the frozen Lake Winnipeg and a very nice French Canadian will fish him out using the trusty ol green hornet eh. Finally he will make it to the ocean after floating down the Nelson River to fulfill his dream of sailing with the Vikings A few of the animals SkiUMah will see along the way are moose deer elk beavers and lots of fish.