Canoe 25RD0276

25RD0276
My canoe name is Gerald the 4th. Before we launched him he said he saw really green trees and really blue waters. Anyways I launched Gerald from East Grand Forks MN into the Red River of the North. I truly believe that Gerald will get to the ocean that borders the UK. First Gerald sailed off through the Red River of the North and he ran into a nice little white tailed fox. Gerald ran the white tailed fox over and said womp womp. Next he started to get hungry so he ate the fox that he ran over and went off on his journey to the UK. Then he turned around because he felt bad for the fox and prayed that the fox has a great time in heaven he said jk and again said womp womp again. After that he went on his life threatening journey and ran into a log but the fox didnt forgive him and moved the log spiritually and made it run into Gerald he didnt like that one bit so he left his body and beat the fox up spiritually and went back into his body.Then after all that stuff his journey took a plot twist and landed in the Bermuda triangle and he got eaten by sharks and was found broken but someone got his reboot card and revived him thankfully. Lastly 6 years later he washed up on land landing in the United Kingdom then he was found with his original owner. THE END
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