Canoe 25RD0287
25RD0287
My canoes name is Cheesy Burrito77. I launched him from East Grand Forks Minnesota into the Red River of the North on a beautiful partly cloudy warm day in May. I wish he would end up in Japan but I think he will end up in Hudson Bay. First Cheesy Burrito went into Canada and met a giant buck on the border. The buck bent down to get a cool drink of water and picked up Cheesy Burrito. The buck gave him a ride and put him down in Steinbach. While in Steinbach Cheesy Burrito77 ran into Jessa and they went through Steinbach. Then Cheesy Burrito77 got stuck on the bank of the river and was separated from Jessa when Cheesy Burrito77 was picked up by a kind boy who took him to McDonalds and they both ordered big macs and then the boy took him to a close hockey game. After the game the boy let Cheesy Burrito77 go back into the river. After that he saw a happy family camping. Little did he know that he was about to be dropped into the fire by a bird. Just as he was about to land in the fire he fell onto someones head. It was the fathers head. He put Cheesy Burrito77 back into the river and he sailed through Winnipeg and into Lake Winnipeg where he was picked up by a waterspout and was launched into the Nelson River where he met back up with Jessa. Next they met a polar bear that tried to eat Cheesy Burrito77 because he was decorated like a cheesy burrito and the polar bear loved cheesy burritos. Cheesy Burrito77 and Jessa escaped and just made it to Hudson Bay when they were banked by a cute otter. Finally a clever fox slid them into the water and they reached Hudson Bay. Then another polar bear tried to eat Cheesy Burrito77 and almost succeeded. But then he washed ashore and got crushed by a blubbery walrus. R.I.P. Cheesy Burrito77. I am sad that Cheesy Burrtio77 got crushed in the Hudson Bay and I hope I will be able to fix him so I can put a minicam on him and put him in the Atlantic Ocean and see if he made it to Japan.
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