Canoe 25RD0288

25RD0288
My canoe's name is Holiday hammy. I launched Holiday hammy from East grand forks MN into the Red river. First I think holiday hammy went from the red river to the canadian border but then he got stopped by a man named Ben. He was a great man. He took me to a bridge and he dropped me into the cold water. Next I saw a lot of smoke and a tall fisherman he took me to his friend and took a good look at my damaged body and so he gave me a makeover then I went back to the water and a rich kid picked me up and brought me to BK and I said I only eat Mcdees so he said I don't care about you anymore After that he put me back and Finally I got to hudson bay and I got out almost so an eagle picked me up and dropped me in canada and. Finally I got picked up again by a crow and sent back to hudson bay and I went to the atlantic and went off course to the Arctic ocean and became best friends with a penguin and then he was separated from his penguin friend and Holiday hammy froze to death and snapped in half so his penguin friend came to his funeral and invited his friends to attend then the strong eagle from earlier picked me up and brought me back to East grand forks restarting my journey but I can't go back because I am snapped in half.
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Oct 5, 2025
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Date Found Found By Notes
View May 17, 2025 Anderson Found stuck along the shore by Red River State Recreation Area
View May 25, 2025 Friends Next to spillway in grand forks nd