When I got thrown off the bridge at the Red River I was scared but it was ok when I flipped over about half a mile down the Red River. Also my name is Jim Bob. When I was about 50 miles down the river I almost got eaten by a pirahna then a beaver. After a near death experience I got picked up but set right back in the river. Then I met a little girl who put me in a bag. When I finally got out of the bag I was about 200 miles down the Red River. I almost got stuck on a log but luckily I just bumped off it. Then I met a turtle who brought me a little bit further. By now it has been about 3 years. I met a different person who put me in a different bag. It kind of smelled wierd. That is when I saw a rotton banana. When I finally got our of that terrible smell I got set back down in the Red River. I started moving fast. Then I started falling. When I woke up I could barely move. I think It had been four years it had only been a day. I was in a massive lake. I think its Lake Winnipeg. Just as I was about to sink someone picked me up. When they put me back in the lake I looked for the crack but it was gone. He fixed me and I was back to go on my journey.