Hi My name is The Black Pearl. You can call me The Pearl. Right now Im on this strange brown color deck thing. Its nice and warm outside. My owner called it spring. I just found out that we are at the Sandhill River. I made two friends called Billy and Jimmy. And there is another boat calledAHHHHHHHHH MY OWNER JUST THREW ME OFF THE BROWN THING I landed in the Sandhill River. At least I landed with Billy and Jimmy. We were peacefully floating but then Jimmy flipped over and hit us. Billy and I hit the rock and flipped over too. Then Jimmy hit the rock and I heard a CRACK Jimmy cracked open and sunk down to the bottom. Billy and I kept on going. Billy and I saw a sign that said Welcome to Beltrami. But out of nowhere Billy screamed BEAR I looked over and saw a massive brown bear It jumped into the water and started chasing me.Then out of nowhere came another boat named Fiona. Fiona scared the bear away. Then another boat came called Shrek. Shrek and Fiona told us they saw Jimmy sink and tried their best to follow us in case we needed help. Billy said Well good thing you did otherwise we would be bear lunch right now. All the water was gone and it got replaced with ice. Shrek and Fiona are losing their color and Billy is freezing. All of this is happening while we are sliding very fast down a hill. When is this hill going to stop said Billy. All the trees were a blur and the green grass was gone. Then all of a sudden the ice cracked and Shrek was gone. After that the hill ended. We were in a beautiful pond with weeping willows and branches sparkling with icicles. Then the wind picked up again and we went flying through the river. When we stopped we saw a sign saying Welcome to Climax. The trees were sort of melting. I saw a lot of buildings that were kind of small. Billy said I think those are houses. We passed the trees and houses and saw a moose on the way. It was very big and had a lot of antlers. Then we saw another moose going towards it. Billy said I think they are going to fight One moose slammed into the other. Then one fell down and didnt get up. The other moose trotted away. Fiona was crying. We all knew what happened to the other one. We are in the Red River now and Billy lost his color. Fiona is still sad that Shrek died. We see a lot of trees and animals. All of a sudden the wind picked up and we were zooming through the river. Then we saw a boat zoom by and Fiona almost crushed herself to see Shrek in heaven. Through the trees I see a barn. There were horses cows chickens goats and sheep. When I told Billy to look we were already far away from it. But then I saw another one and told Billy right away. He looked and said Awww the sheep are so cute. I think we are really close to Grand Forks Fiona said. We saw a little town called Ashley. Were in Grand Forks I said. I saw a lot of houses that had pools. Im probably going to make it out quick if the wind picks up. The wind definitely picked up. We are already in Oslo. Fiona is saying that she has a hole in her. Billy and I dont think it is true. All of a sudden a rock hit the water and splashed Fiona. It was some boys that looked buff and swole. They threw two more rocks at Fiona. One missed and one hit. Fiona started to sink. She started to scream and before she was fully underwater she said By Pearly Man and Billy. and with those words she sank. Billy said Your name is not Pearly Man. The wind was still blowing hard when I saw a big bridge with people on it. There were people pointing at me. And then they started to run away. The bridge was splitting into two and going up. Then Billy and I saw a boat that was taking up the whole river. I said Cant go over it cant go under it gotta go through it Right after I said that a man grabbed Billy and I. He took us to this car and started to drive away. He drove us to a town called Emerson. He dropped us in the River and said Safe Travels We kind of went fast. We went straight to Winnipeg. We saw a lot of buildings. A boy was following us but then he jumped in the river and slammed into us. He said Keep this action figure safe with you He gave me a Vladimir Gerardo Jr. bobble head. Then he got out of the river and went back to his car. The wind picked up and we were out of Winnipeg. We were in Lake Winnipeg when we started zooming. We saw tiny islands along the way. We sped past them and all the way to the Nelson River. Then we sped all the way to the Hudson Bay. The water was so blue. Billy and I had finally made it Three days later in Greenland Billy and I found my owner going on a trip to Greenland. He is going to bring us home