I'm little Dude I've seen some crazy things and I am going to tell you a story about one of my adventures So I was in the Red River because my owner threw me in there. I was in there for a couple of hours because I was stuck and the wind kept pushing me to the side. Then a bear picked me up and put me in some weird triangle. Then aliens picked me up and teleported me to Hudson Bay. Then just left me. I don't know why but that's all I have today. Bye