Billy Bob make me proud. I launched my canoe into the water.Please make it far. I said to myself. As I was floating down the river I heard something to my side. It was loud. Oh my gosh I made it to a city. I've been going for 3 days. It's going to take forever I said to myself. Later I realized I was in Canada. When I was asleep I was woken from my BEAUTY SLEEP and I heard a loud crack in my wooden hull. It hurt so much. Then I fainted.When I woke up there were people holding me in one hand with their phone in their other hand. After a minute they threw me back into the water and then I took a nap. When I woke up I was in lake winnipeg river. After a bit a turtle ate me. It was dark and slimy. 5 days later I got pooped out. I was in the Atlantic ocean