My canoe, SKI-U-MAH, was set sail in April, 2021. (Its the color red because we all know......red goes faster!) It has big dreams of sailing to the ocean among the Vikings Ships (SKOL!). But in order to get to the ocean, we must first ՉRow the BoatՉ, PJ Fleck Չ style. IՉm not too worried about my canoe going through Red Lake Falls - a lot of Gopher fans live there. However, there are a lot of Eagles flying around. Hopefully they will think SKI-U-MAH isnՉt that tasty. Those trusty Eagles will pick up my canoe, and set it asail once again. Once my canoe gets closer to Crookston, there are a lot of Pirates over there. Hopefully they will see that my canoe is a wonderful treasure, but not one they are interested in robbing. My canoe will eventually get to Grand ForksՉ»Չ»and itՉll need lots of prayers. SKI-U-MAH will have to fight off all those U.N.D. fans. He will survive Չ all GOPHER FANS SURVIVE U.N.D. COUNTRY - and he will float onwards to our neighbors to the north, Canada, eh. We love you Canada! Go Blue Bombers! He will more than likely get trapped in the frozen Lake Winnipeg, and a very nice French Canadian will fish him out, using the trusty olՉ green hornet, eh. Finally, he will make it to the ocean (after floating down the Nelson River), to fulfill his dream of sailing with the Vikings! A few of the animals Ski-U-Mah will see along the way are moose, deer, elk, beavers, and lots of fish.