Some idiot who was skipping school went dropped me in the river. My name is Big Pooh. It all started at the maple river in Enderlin ND. It was smooth at first and then I hit a stick. And a beaver picked me up and bit me. Then spit me out and along I went. Through the Sheyenne River when someone picked me up and read ՉPut me back in the water or else! Also write something. Thanks.Չ So, this old man put me back in the water and wrote. ՉWant some candy?Չ
Next stop was the red river (North). I got caught on a bridge. Luckily a herd of geese pushed me along and people feeding the geese got bread on me.so now I have soggy moldy bread on me. The little who was feeding ate the bread and put me back in the water. She must have been very hungry. So here I am at the lake Winnipeg. Sailing smooth when someone on a canoe came and picked me up then threw me in the water. I'm upside down.
Ive been upside down for about 2 days. Finally a big fish came and flipped me. I realized we were in the nelson river. There are a lot of fish. Many of them are trying to eat me. Oh no, a fisherman. He fished me. Now I'm in a net. He wrote on me and threw me back. Now I'm at the Hudson Bay. Some guys drove me to Enderlin and now I'm back. What a fun adventure.