My canoe will travel 14 miles and then get picked up, brought to Bemidji, and thrown on top of Babe the Blue Ox and Paul Bunyan. It will then see a bear fighting a lone worlf. It will not see the end of the fight. After that it will have someone pick him up and put him back in the river. He will sail 106 more miles before seeing Wayne Gretzky and Sydney Crosby playing 1-on-1 hockey on the frozen lake. Wayne will pick it up and show it to Sydney. Then Zach Parise will see it from the other side of the lake and come over. They're going to put it back in the water, but not without autographing it. It will then float into the ocean and will float into the Gulf of Mexico, where I'll be on vacation and take it home.