First off, my canoe is very special in it's own way, so I have developed a story of my wonderful canoe, Paddy. Paddy will begin her journey with a good bite in the butt from some mean catfish; this painful awakening will teach her to toughen up and teach her to move on , stronger than she started. After the bite, I hope she sees some young tadpoles; I have always wanted to see some tadpoles but I have yet to see some in my whole life, so Paddy has got to experience it for me. Moving on to bigger things, she will see some mother and baby beluga whales. Beluga whales are a sign of a good future and that is all Paddy needs because after she sees those, she is going to need the strength to make it to France. You may ask, why France? WellՉ» France is the only place that supplies berets small enough for miss Paddy. I also require a picture of Paddy in her beret by the eiffel tower. Finally, she must fly back to America to meet up with Dwayne Johnson for one last hoorah. Paddy will enjoy a good workout and a big bowl of pasta all next to The Rock. When all is said and done, I will be content, but if Paddy just gets found, that is all I can ask for. Please treat her well! Thank you.